Monsters

Apparently Rock Bottom Has A Basement

At Least Your Mom Thinks You're Pretty

Autocorrect still thinks I want to say duck

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Common sense is like deodorant

Don't you hate people who use big words

Here's to another day of outward smiles

I am in full possession

I don't go crazy. I am crazy.

I don't keep Secrets

I found your nose

I lost your number

I love being me

I'm Actually Not Funny.

I'm not a hot mess

I'm not Crazy!

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings

I'm sorry. While you were talking

If Ignorance Is Bliss

If it looks like I give a damn

If you've never met the devil

It's okay if you don't like me

Keep rolling your eyes

Lead Me Not Into Temptation

Life's good, you should get one

Me pretending to listen

Multiple personalities like you

My alone time

My guess is

My imaginary friend

My Tolerance For Idiots

Never Mistake My Silence

No I'm not insulting you

Oops did I just roll my eyes out loud?

People need to start appreciating

People Say Nothing Is Impossible

People Say That Laughter

Shut Your Mouth

Sometimes I meet People

Sometimes I Wish I Was An Octopus

The Amount Of Self Control

The stuff you heard about me

The Whiskey Taste

Ugliness Can Be Fixed

Underestimate Me. That Will Be Fun.

We All Know Someone Who Speaks Fluent Crap

You'd Be In Good Shape

You're Giving Me The Silent Treatment?

You're Not That Lucky And I'm Not That Desperate

Zombies Eat Brains